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09 May 2020 @ 09:36 pm
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11 May 2009 @ 02:04 am
ten reasons why you should date a geek....
Ugh, this is all ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
cloti__hybrid 's fault for tagging me.
So, ladies, here's why you should date a dork!
1. He'll know how to integrate the area under your curves.
Even if your dork has never been physically intimate with someone before, he will have studied the anatomy and mechanics involved. Thoroughly. And extensively.
2. Have your personal Geek Squad & Genius Bar.
Is there anything more romantic than optimized WiFi or surround sound? Personally, I'll take 24/7 tech support and yearly tax management over flowers and chocolates.
3. Well-meaning and genuine.
Like that time that Charles, a PhD student in computer science, sincerely complimented my girl friend on how nicely her skin had cleared up. See.. It wasn't just some sleazy pick-up line that he uses on all the girls. It came straight from the heart... (because it certainly didn't pass through his cranial pathway.. haha)
4. Devotion for n+1 years.
A lifetime of reading fantasy novels has instilled a strong sense of loyalty to his friends and especially to his lady. You can be the Arwen to his Aragorn. The Phedre to his Joscelin. The Kahlan to his Richard.
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cloti__hybrid 's fault for tagging me.So, ladies, here's why you should date a dork!
1. He'll know how to integrate the area under your curves.
Even if your dork has never been physically intimate with someone before, he will have studied the anatomy and mechanics involved. Thoroughly. And extensively.
2. Have your personal Geek Squad & Genius Bar.
Is there anything more romantic than optimized WiFi or surround sound? Personally, I'll take 24/7 tech support and yearly tax management over flowers and chocolates.
3. Well-meaning and genuine.
Like that time that Charles, a PhD student in computer science, sincerely complimented my girl friend on how nicely her skin had cleared up. See.. It wasn't just some sleazy pick-up line that he uses on all the girls. It came straight from the heart... (because it certainly didn't pass through his cranial pathway.. haha)
4. Devotion for n+1 years.
A lifetime of reading fantasy novels has instilled a strong sense of loyalty to his friends and especially to his lady. You can be the Arwen to his Aragorn. The Phedre to his Joscelin. The Kahlan to his Richard.
( Read more... )
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